Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show
It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if they are in a really long circus act.
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BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills
British Petroleum spokesman Gerald McSlick announced the results of a two-year study that proves oil spills may actually be good for the environment.
Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit
With the Easter holiday over once again, parents are left with the question that remains a mystery in developmental psychology: “Why does my child cry when sitting on the Easter Bunny’s lap for a picture?”
Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools
Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”
Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl
The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.
Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address
Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.
Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”
With election season on the horizon, the political powers of Florida are gearing up to debate on everyone’s favorite topic: gun laws.
CIA Accused of Spying on CIA
Reports revealed an extensive surveillance effort lead by the Central Intelligence Agency to investigate the activities of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan
Janet Yellen has admitted to what Federal Reserve detractors and economists have been accusing the central bank of for years: being Milli Vanilli fans.
Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”
The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US’s place in the world.