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Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.
Georgia Enables Guns Everywhere Law at Worst Possible Time
Georgia’s new firearm law, the Safe Carry Protection Act aka the “GUNS EVERYWHERE!” law according to gun control advocates, was enabled on July 1st, 2014. Bad timing?
Officials Horrified by How Sketch Artist Depicted Dead Wisconsin Woman Stuffed in a Suitcase
While the idea of two naked, rotting women stuffed into suitcases and left on the side of the road during the summer may seem like the most disturbing element of this case, the Lake Geneva Police Department added to the gruesomeness when an artist’s rendering of one of the deceased was released.
Eric Cantor Defeated in Primary by Small Guppy Named Pedro
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor was handed an historic defeat in the Republican primary yesterday by a local house pet.
Local Man Forgets About Memorial Day
For local resident Charles Montgomery, this Memorial Day was all but remembered as he found himself locked outside of the office building he visits daily for work.
Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology
Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview with Anderson Cooper, where he was set to apologize for his initial remarks.
Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests
How will children answer the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up” under Common Core?
Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill
Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.
Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products
In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they would discontinue the use of brominated vegetable oil in all of its products.