Category: Movie Reviews
Review of Wolverine: Original Flop
After multiple warnings from friends, colleagues, and random fan-boys/girls, I braved the theatre this opening weekend and hoped that the critics were wrong about how horrible X-Men Origins: Wolverine was.
They were.
It was even worse than I’d imagined.
A Review of My Bloody Valentine in 3D
Not since Friday the 13th Part 3 have I remembered so vividly a 3D horror movie. Now, with the release of a My Bloody Valentine remake in 3D, Lionsgate raises the bar, at least in production value.
From The DVD Bin: Severance
Take the Americanized Office television show, make it British again and change their paper company to a military defense company like Northrop Grumman, but more accessible and friendly. Send the group of them into the woods to a run-down military asylum where they are hunted like animals by blood-thirsty psychos, and you have the rip-roaring horror comedy that is Severance .
Santa Boy’s Xmas Movie List
When it comes to Christmas spirit, I usually go to the DVD collection for my background noise. Some of these films are classics. Some are most definitely not(except in my own mind). Some of them stop me from wrapping presents and decorating so I can make some spiked hot chocolate and laugh my ass off. The one thing they all have in common is that they infect me with the Christmas spirit, for better or for worse.
Movie Review: Bad Biology
A tale of passion, jealousy, and some pretty wild sexual organs: Frank Henenlotter, director of Basket Case, Brain Damage, and Frankenhooker fame returns to horror cinema with Bad Biology.
James Bond Review #2: From Russia With Love
Beta Boy continues his obsessive James Bond movie reviews with From Russia With Love.
From Russia With Love continues Sean Connery’s fame as arguably the best James bond of the series. It is also one of Connery’s favorite bond films, one which introduces secret agent gadgets with Desmond Llewelyn as the “Q” we all know and love. We also see the well known numbering system of villains, a bald villian with a cat, and a bond girl with a non-sexual name. Make no mistake, these things make for an excellent bond movie.
Zack and Miri Make Box Office Bank: A Review
Have you ever though making a porno would be easy? Then go see Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno and learn about film production, romance, and alternatives to Ex-Lax and prune juice.
Horror Holiday: A Movie List
With Halloween weekend upon us, I figured I should share a few of the horror movies that I hold dear. That way, you know exactly what to go pick up for your own horror-fests. These are only short reviews so you will know exactly what you are in for if you watch any of these.
This Movie Should Be Quarantined: A Review
Rick Bernardo comes up with a perfectly cheesy article title for a perfectly cheesy movie, Quarantine .
Choke: a movie for people who love the strange
To say that Clark Greg’s inaugural opus, Choke, is strange does not do it justice. Just ask the old lady who sat a row behind me in the theater and continually exclaimed, “This is just so . . . weird,” in five minute intervals throughout the entire movie. She’ll tell you. Really, ask her.
