Category: Interactive Owl
How Not to Die on a Segway
With the unfortunate demise of Segway company owner Jim Heselden by falling off a cliff while trying to off-road a Segway, we at The Inept Owl believe that some pages may have been missing from the machines safety manual.
These are those pages.
Video: The Suburban Condition: Save the Pet Rock
The Suburban Condition presents another heart-warming portrayal of love and dedication. Sarah McLachlan didn’t go far enough with her ASPCA commercials. She left out the greatest pet ever.
Video: The Suburban Condition: Manheart’s Stash
Remember that anti-drug commercial where the dad asks the kid with the giant headphones “Where he learned to do this stuff?” Well, so do we.
Welcome to The Suburban Condition.
Who’s Next for K-Rod?
After allegedy punching out his father-in-law, New York Mets closer Francisco “K-Rod” Rodriguez has apparently gone on a fighting streak the likes of Russell Crowe.
His latest victim: UFC legend Chuck Liddell!
BP ROFLcopter Contest!
In an effort to lay claim that they are doing everything possible to clean up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, oil titan British Petroleum had released a helicoptor picture which Gizmodo.com promptly flayed as a photoshopped disaster. Since then, there has been a mild flow of photoshop parodies.
We even began ourselves. But why should we have all the fun?
From now until August 1st, you can use this picture template to make your own BP helicopter situation! Email it to mail(at)theineptowl.com, and you could win a “Seriously? No.” T-Shirt. We have about 10 of them as we clear out space, both physically and interwebbally. Winners will be voted on and announced on our new 2.0 website after it launches on August 1st.
Ask An Owl: Pole Dancing Exercises
I was wondering how much of the newer, wide-spread pole dancing “exercising” classes were becoming so popular with moms. Are they really trying to lose weight, or are they trying to let out their inner slut, which they can’t do as much being a mother.
-Curious Nykki
What If Rush Limbaugh was in a PETA Ad?
-Inspired by KV(whose name shall be kept anonymous due to her nausea at what she has inspired)
Ask An Owl: New Year’s Romance
Dear Ask An Owl,
With New Year’s Eve just around the corner, I’m feeling a bit lonely, as well as sexually frustrated. I know that the holidays are usually a bad time to get a relationship started, but is it at least semi-safe to invite someone new to a New Year’s Eve party?
Letter of the Week: 8-8-09
I’m not sure if Ulysses is our biggest fan, or biggest hater. His words sound like what I say every time I see a new Stephen Dorff movie, The Phantom Menace, or Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It’s tough to gauge.
Ask an Owl: Website Wars
Dear Mr. Owl,
It has come to my attention that a certain other satirical news website, which portrays a piece of produce as its symbol, has a shirt depicting an owl’s head with the phrase, “Owls Are Assh*les.”
Is this other website at war with The Inept Owl? Is there some sort of bad blood, some dramarama?
