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Browsing: Ask An Owl

Welcome to our Advice Column! Here we will answer those age-old questions such as, “Why doesn’t he love me?” and “What should I do when my ass itches in a public place?”

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Ask An Owl

Mr Inept Owl,

A lot of people have joked about the fact that the style of women’s handbags and purses have gotten so small you can’t fit anything into it besides some lip gloss and a cell phone, but no-one ever really answers the question, “Why?”