Ask an Owl: Xmas Presents
Mr. Owl, I'm down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other…
Welcome to our Advice Column! Here we will answer those age-old questions such as, “Why doesn’t he love me?” and “What should I do when my ass itches in a public place?”
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Mr. Owl, I'm down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other…
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Mr. Owl, I've recently been accepted into the college of my choice, and I really want to write for a…