Ask an Owl: Xmas Presents
Mr. Owl, I'm down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other…
Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe…
Ask An Owl: Wax-On, Wax-Off Philosophic in Science Class
Who knows why the sun shines on empty? To figure out who in their right mind would even think of…
Ask An Owl: Fun with Radiation
Your fear of radiation, while probably well intended, is faulted. There is nothing wrong with having a few thousand rems…
Ask An Owl: Pole Dancing Exercises
I was wondering how much of the newer, wide-spread pole dancing "exercising" classes were becoming so popular with moms. Are…
Ask An Owl: New Year’s Romance
Did you survive the relationship gauntlet of the holidays? Ask an Owl goes over the pitfalls for Valentine's Day. With…
Ask an Owl: Website Wars
Dear Mr. Owl, It has come to my attention that a certain other satirical news website, which portrays a piece…
Ask An Owl: Rosie O’Donnell
Dear Owl, How would Rosie O'Donnell's life had been if she was a woman in the workplace?
Ask An Owl: Full House
Dear Owl, I have a problem that I'm hoping you can help solve. I'm addicted to 'Full House,' that wonderful…
Ask An Owl: College Choices
Mr. Owl, I've recently been accepted into the college of my choice, and I really want to write for a…