Category: Interactive Owl
The Sad Paul Legacy: Photo Contest
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken the lead in everything after Newt Gingrich ran out of money, Rep. Ron Paul stands strong in a determined, if not handicapped, campaign. While critics [...]
Jason VS Rebecca Black
In honor of Friday the 13th, here is our favorite hockey-masked murderer doing something we all wish we could do after hearing that song, “Friday” by Rebecca Black. Happy Friday the 13th!
Houses of The Owl Photoshop Contest: Game of Thrones
The time has come! Some of our readers have presented Game of Thrones memes in the hopes of winning Season 1 on Blu-Ray or DVD at best, and the pocket lint of our editor at worse. Voting procedures are simple: 1) “Like” photos on our Facebook page! 2) Using the cool polling box on the [...]
Wet N’ Wild Westeros: A Game of Thrones Photoshop Contest
For those of you enticed by swords and shields, the Dragonborn, mad kings and maidens, and Sean Bean, this next month is more anticipated than Christmas as HBO’s Game of Thrones is set to release Season 1 on Blu-Ray and DVD on March 6th, and Season 2 premieres April 1st. Last year, we explained Game of Thrones using beer. While our own nod toward the next season will be just as epic, we wanted to get the rest of you in on the fun. Therefore, we are launching a photoshop contest based on Game of Thrones!
Valentine’s Day: Say It with Star Wars
It’s been far too long since there was an update at Something Awful’s Star Wars Valentines, so with the help of some last minute brainstorming, we came up with two that you can send to the Alderaanian geeks in your life.
While We Were Bored: Destruction of What Your Friends Think You Do Posters
Recent social feeds have forced us to come across a barrage of a new type of meme: “What My Friends Think I Do” posters. Not unlike De-motivational posters, these quirky images highlight jobs and, using witty pictures to explain what your friends, moms, co-workers, shrinks, and pets think you really do. This would be a fine addition to the meme family, except that it has exploded so fast that you can’t turn around, figuratively, on the internet without bumping into one, much like the dreaded “Shit People Say” theme. So we have created the kryptonite for this specific meme theme. Go forward and multiply it.
Sh*t Sh*t Says
For the past month we have been inundated with more sh*t people say than we know what to do with; New Yorkers; chicks; hipsters; gay people; people watching clips of sh*t people say; cats. Now, we give the gag the classy send-off it deserves in the most epically ridiculous way. You’re welcome.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-10-2012
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as our illiterate reader of the stars!
Ask an Owl: Xmas Presents
Mr. Owl,
I’m down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We’ve been seeing each other for 4 months, so it’s tricky to think of a gift that suits the time. Please help!



