Rodman Cancels North Korea Visit Due to Seth Rogen Movie
With Seth Rogen's politically charged comedy, The Interview, creating more buzz than an army of George Bush Jr. clones, vacation…
Pitbull On Schedule to Release Another Piece of Shit Album
Fans of corporate and thoughtless music rejoiced today in the news that Pitbull is on schedule to release yet another…
Jack White’s Ego to Release Solo Album
After several years of notable collaboration, Jack White’s Ego announced he is splitting with his mentor in favor of making…
Chipotle Asks Customers Not to Bring Their Ancient, Mystical Weapons Into Restaurants
Chipotle Mexican Grill has formally requested that customers leave behind their ancient weapons of unspecified mystical power when eating at…
Ben Affleck is… Sad Batman
If there was every any question that casting Ben Affleck as Batman was a mistake, we give you... Sad Batman.
Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show
It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if…
President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”
With the President's recent witty retorts with Galifianakis, the possibilities for the President in Hollywood seem limitless.
Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars
After almost a week of mockery on the internet and in the media, John Travolta finally spoke of his mispronunciation…
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would…
Nerdy Guys Broken by Ellen Page Coming Out
In a statement that has crushed nerdy guys everywhere, Ellen Page openly revealed herself as gay.