New developments in the mating patterns of neanderthals point to hillbillies being the missing link on the evolutionary ladder.
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It has now been learned that being a spoiled rich kid also comes with the genetic disposition to become afflicted with a harrowing condition known as affluenza.
Look out, minorities. There’s a new socially maligned group in the United States, and they’re not going to take it anymore: rich, white, Christian men.
Preliminary reports for Thanksgiving indicate that dick cousin Andrew McDonald refused to pass anyone the gravy boat.
George Zimmerman, arrested once again, is out on his front lawn digging a very large hole and does not show any signs of stopping.
On Sunday, a fast-moving storm lead to the development of a delay in the Chicago Bears game, fallen leaves, as well as a few tornadoes and human casualties.
A virus has begun to spread at an alarming rate, a virus that just may threaten all that we love and hold dear. At least, what we love and hold dear on the internet. The affliction? Giraffe pictures.
After more evidence surfaced for an additional element, students across the nation have banded together to protest the possible change to the periodic table, under the banner that they, “Don’t want to have to learn more shit.”
Boston, MA: In the wake of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, the sports world…