Michael Sam Kiss Forces Athletes to Address PDAs with Significant Others
Athletes and fans fear what public displays of affection will do to their blood-thirsty game.
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Public Demands More Original Titles to Government Scandals After “Bridgegate”
Citizens across the United States are rallying for swift and immediate changes to the names of scandals like Bridgegate.
Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests
How will children answer the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up” under Common Core?
Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill
Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.
Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products
In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they would discontinue the use of brominated vegetable oil in all of its products.
Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show
It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if they are in a really long circus act.
Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit
With the Easter holiday over once again, parents are left with the question that remains a mystery in developmental psychology: “Why does my child cry when sitting on the Easter Bunny’s lap for a picture?”
Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore rejoices over Supreme Court ruling on campaign donations.
Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl
The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.
Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address
Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.
