Federal Stance on Gay Marriage: Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That…
The Administration has stated that it will no longer use Federal resources to engage in court battles defending what one…
BRESPN: The All Brett Favre Network
With the re-re-re-retirement of NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and soft-porn texter Brett Favre, the world is wondering, "What will…
Surgeon General Places Warning on NY Jets Fans
Flushing Meadows, NY: Jets fans, not generally known for their intellect, have been issued a stern warning from the Surgeon…
Rex Ryan, Wife, Afflicted with New [Pe]Disease
New York, NY: In a strange twist in what is already a strange set of circumstances, N. Y. Jets coach…
Deanna Favre: I’m dealing with this through faith(Conversations with God)
Minneapolis, MN: Much like Bill Clinton in the midst of the Monica Lewinsky scandal fumbling for a usable definition of…
Favre Doth Protest: That Giant Penis Isn’t Mine!
Stop the presses, Brett Favre says, “It’s not my penis!” When Favre explained this to ESPN, we were listening. But…
BP Confesses Love for Everyone
After months and months of declarations and commercials proclaiming that ostracized megalomaniacal petrol company BP would “make this right”, executives…
Perchance to Dream(Cheese at Last!) J-Sin Celebrates Big 4-9
New York, NY: After 49 articles it’s time for a party. J-Sin and the rest of the immortals at the…
David Fincher Set to Remake The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for Disney
In an about face from many of his previous efforts, director David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club, Zodiac) has signed on…
Andrews Lawsuits Replace 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Bristol, CT: In what seems to be her insatiable bloodlust for revenge in response to the shocking, life changing invasion…