Reflections in a Mirror and Reflections in Greatness: Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
Beyond the obvious greatness of these two NFL stars, when one digs beneath the surface you realize just how similar…
Pennsylvania’s Happy Valley Changes to Predator Paradise
State College, PA: In the wake of the recent Jerry Sandusky/Penn State molestation scandal the residents of Happy Valley, the…
Chuck Palahniuk Drafts Choke II in Honor of Red Sox
Boston, MA: Author Chuck Palahniuk, noted for such books as Fight Club and Choke has turned to nonfiction for the…
Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl
Shortly after news reports came out that Tina Fey had a new baby girl, her publicist had to immediately squash…
New York Jets Pre-Season Report…Well, Some of It
Jersy Shore, NJ: News flash: double negatives aside, Rex Ryan is not fat for no good reason, and his laziness…
Amy Winehouse No Longer in Need of Rehab
London, England: As word came down this weekend that Amy Winehouse had finally succumbed to the unenviable miseries of stardom,…
NFL Owners Discuss Other Ways to Discuss the Lockout with Players
Steve Elle voices his annoyance over NFL Lockout proceedings.
Born Again Roethlisberger Says No to Living with Fiancee, Yes to Hookers
Pittsburgh, PA: In one of the clearest signs yet of Ben Roethlisberger’s futile attempts to change his reputation, the Steelers…
Meet the Boy who Visited Heaven and Played with Jesus’ Purple Headband
Imperial, NE: After a burst appendix nearly cost 4-year-old Colton Burpo his life in 2003, his parents were thankful just…
Charlie Sheen Done with Drugs, Now Selling Coffee and Animal Blood
Hollywood/Chicago: The beat goes on for Charlie Sheen. Now content with taking only the drug known as ‘Charlie Sheen’, Sheen…