Author Archive: Moonbeam Crenshaw
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 7-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us what the stars are telling us…in Pig Latin.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week’s Horrible Horoscopes.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-13-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don’t worry, he doesn’t understand that language, either.
Introducing Moonbeam Crenshaw
Moon Beam Crenshaw has been studying the stars and their affect on our daily lives for 38 years. He gained his degree in astrology at Woodstock during a mud orgy, and has been telling people what to do since. As our horoscope columnist, he will be giving you tips about how to live your life based on the star alignments he sees from his porch in Iowa.
