Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-15-2013
It’s been a foggy night, and I can’t tell if the stars are there or…
Author Moonbeam Crenshaw
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2013
The stars are bastards. They build you up only to break you down, then take…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-1-2013
The stars are angry, my friends. I can tell because of my telescope, not because…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-25-2013
Fortune cookies are played out. Instead, live your life based on what I say. Trust…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-18-2013
Well readers, I’m back. After going to Psychic School for a year (yes, it IS…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-10-2012
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-12-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as our illiterate reader of the stars!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell your future, as far as he knows.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-15-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to misread the stars to prepare you for the week!
Horrible Halloween Horoscopes: Week of 10-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!
