
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-15-2013
It’s been a foggy night, and I can’t tell if the stars are there or…
It’s been a foggy night, and I can’t tell if the stars are there or…
The stars are bastards. They build you up only to break you down, then take…
The stars are angry, my friends. I can tell because of my telescope, not because…
Fortune cookies are played out. Instead, live your life based on what I say. Trust…
Well readers, I’m back. After going to Psychic School for a year (yes, it IS…
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as our illiterate reader of the stars!
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell your future, as far as he knows.
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to misread the stars to prepare you for the week!
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!