Author J-Sin

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Here’s a revolutionary idea: you could also ask your kid to read a book every once in awhile. Remember those? They used to be “all the rage” before a fellow by the name of Philo Farnsworth came around with his newest invention, the television. So maybe you should try turning off the fancy invention every once in a while, ignore the consternation sure to follow, and suggest your kid focus on learning from literature instead of becoming immersed in twelve hour ‘MTV’s The Real World’ marathons.

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People Magazine has shelled out a reported fourteen million dollars (Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. Million. Dollars.) in exchange for photographs of the guaranteed-to-be-insanely-beautiful-as-they-grow-older twins (Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon? What, Jennifer Lynn and Bobby Joe weren’t good enough?) who have sprung forth from the loins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

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On Tuesday, the U.S. House of Representatives formally apologized for the “fundamental injustice, cruelty, brutality, and inhumanity” of slavery and the legal segregation of African-Americans. Which, of course, as Martha Stewart would say, is “a good thing.” The apology took more than 143 years (which, coincidentally, is John McCain’s age) to come to fruition.

However, I don’t believe that the U.S. House of Representatives should stop there. I would officially like to submit my request that they apologize for the following things as well (and, please, don’t let 143 years pass by before doing so).

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