Author Beta Boy

Critics Den lodemidiquail

Do the words Boards of Canada, Negativland, and Mr. Bungle mean more than gibberish to you?

If the answer is yes, you should definitely check out LodemidiQuail, an electronica soundscaper with a fourth-dimensional lawnmower.

If the answer is no, what do you have to lose?

Critics Den eli_poster

Earth, post-apocalypse; radiation poisoning; Denzel Washington; Gary Oldman; cannibals. How can a movie go wrong with these elements? The Book of Eli shows us how.

Critics Den funnypeople_poster

-A backstage look at stand-up comedians: CHECK

-References to Delaware: CHECK

-Jokes about mainstream teen sitcoms: CHECK

-A heart-wrenching look into the lonely life of a celebrity comedian: …huh?

Critics Den graw2_cover

In the world of gaming, there is always the question of how long you can stand repeatedly playing a certain game? Some games, such as the World of Warcraft series, keep releasing updates and expansions to keep you interested. Others have so many secret levels, quests, and point systems that it could take you years to even find them all, nevermind complete them(unless you’re cheating with a walkthrough or something. I never did get all of the hearts in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

Then you have games like Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2, that have none of the above, but make addicts out of us all.

Critics Den engulfed

With Halloween weekend upon us, I figured I should share a few of the horror movies that I hold dear. That way, you know exactly what to go pick up for your own horror-fests. These are only short reviews so you will know exactly what you are in for if you watch any of these.