Congress Celebrates Landmark Budget Punt
After settling on a budget deal last Wednesday, Congress met in front of the Capitol building for the traditional responsibility-punting ceremony.
Author Ben Batorsky
Americans Apply Shutdown Strategy to Life
Throughout America, citizens have begun applying the government shutdown method to their normal way of life.
Congress Stages Protest Against Congress
With government shutdown now a reality, Representatives and Senators have taken to the streets in protest.
Gap Unveils Starvation Wage Fashion Line
At a surprise fashion show this week, the buzz was all about Gap’s new line, which they’re calling “starvation wage” fashion.
Syria Agrees to Consider UN’s Stern Talking-to Resolution
The UN resolution in Syria calls for a 30-minute, strongly-worded talking-to discussion with plenty of finger-wagging.
Operation Miley seen by DoD as Huge Success
Pentagon leaders have issued a statement commending the actions of Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards last week.
Zimmerman to Pitch Stand Your Ground Reality Show
Jacksonville, FL: Fresh out of his trial, George Zimmerman is rumored to have signed a…
Weiner and Spitzer Slam Into NY Political Races
New York, NY: Recent announcements from former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer and former Representative Anthony…
The NSA is Your New Facebook Friend
Menlo Park, CA: Today, Facebook CEO and real-life Revenge of the Nerds character Mark Zuckerberg…
Florida Police Thwart Brutally Adorable Puppy Attack
Miami, FL: Last week, Florida police reacted quickly to prevent a violent incident by subduing…
