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Mary Gibson sat up from her MacBook with a satisfied look on her face and…
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Fox News Airs First Presidential Dick-Measuring Competition
Detroit, MI- The remaining Republican presidential candidates gathered in the Fox Theatre last night to…
Snyder Blames Michigan for Trusting Government
Flint, MI – Michigan Governor and Snidely Whiplash impersonator Rick Snyder held a press conference…
Bernie Sanders Combs Hair, Examines Political Options
New York, NY – This week, Vermont Senator and Seinfield co-creator Bernie Sanders made his…
GOP Noms Argue Who Loves Guns, Hates Obama the Most
North Charleston, SC – Republicans converged on North Charleston last night to provide news agencies…
Ranchers in Oregon Express Constitutional Right to Armed Takeover of Federal Property
Burns, Oregon – On Saturday, a group of concerned citizens expressed their discontent with the…
Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
President Obama Asks Americans for Just the Airstrikes
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised “just the airstrikes” and that “it won’t hurt for long.”
Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.
Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin
A group of Birthright tour-goers ended their ten-day excursion to Israel yesterday, soaking up the sun and snapping photos of the ruins of Beit Hanoun.
