Video: The Suburban Condition: Manheart’s Stash
Remember that anti-drug commercial where the dad asks the kid with the giant headphones “Where he learned to do this stuff?” Well, so do we.
Welcome to The Suburban Condition.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 2
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Our correspondent from across “The Pond”, Rob Wheatley, is in the lead! Let’s see what this week brings.
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 1
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to key games. Last year’s Powder Puff King was Darby Shaw. Let’s see if he can defend his crown!
Who’s Next for K-Rod?
After allegedy punching out his father-in-law, New York Mets closer Francisco “K-Rod” Rodriguez has apparently gone on a fighting streak the likes of Russell Crowe.
His latest victim: UFC legend Chuck Liddell!
BP ROFLcopter Contest!
In an effort to lay claim that they are doing everything possible to clean up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, oil titan British Petroleum had released a helicoptor picture which Gizmodo.com promptly flayed as a photoshopped disaster. Since then, there has been a mild flow of photoshop parodies.
We even began ourselves. But why should we have all the fun?
From now until August 1st, you can use this picture template to make your own BP helicopter situation! Email it to mail(at)theineptowl.com, and you could win a “Seriously? No.” T-Shirt. We have about 10 of them as we clear out space, both physically and interwebbally. Winners will be voted on and announced on our new 2.0 website after it launches on August 1st.
Iconic Independence: Interview with Lloyd Kaufman
With his lovely daughter Charlotte by his side(probably to protect our editor), Mr. Kaufman enlightened us about Tromadance, the politics of independent film and the internet, the future of Toxie and Troma, and how our movie reviews are seriously lacking without any Troma content. Here, in both print and audio clips, is that interview.
Packing for the Tromadance Film Festival
With his suitcase packed, car gassed up, and everything he knows about independent film festivals tossed into a dumpster, our fearless editor gets ready to visit sunny Asbury Park, New Jersey to experience Troma Entertainment’s resurrection of what independent film-making is all about.
Forget Sundance. Utah sucks. Get ready for Tromadance.
What If Rush Limbaugh was in a PETA Ad?
-Inspired by KV(whose name shall be kept anonymous due to her nausea at what she has inspired)
Letter of the Week: 8-8-09
I’m not sure if Ulysses is our biggest fan, or biggest hater. His words sound like what I say every time I see a new Stephen Dorff movie, The Phantom Menace, or Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It’s tough to gauge.
Blood Night: The Interview of Frank Sabatella
Our editor sits down with director Frank Sabatella and special effects artist Jeremy Selenfriend to discuss Sabatella’s major directorial debut, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet. The movie itself is set to be a testament of adoration to the slasher movies of yore or, to not make us feel so old, the 80s.
Through this interview, both Frank and Jeremy enlighten us on everything from how the movie came to be to casting, special effects, and even opinions on remakes.




