New York, NY: The infamous New York "cat-burglar", who had only gained attention today after being caught, was brought into police custody today by officers in downtown Manhattan. "The real problem was that she was not in her tattered lace costume and...
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Earlier, Coraline hit the public with tremendous success. Stop-motion animation was shot in 3-D, blending the old with the new with fantastic success. However, I haven't given a crap about the return of claymation for at least a decade, until I saw...
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Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his quest to run the world's future with his horrible horoscopes. Week of August 23, 2010.
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Internetland: Britney Spears’ musings were once the most followed on Twitter. With an estimated 5,674,443 followers, Spears was, until recently, the unabashed queen of useless internet ramblings. That appears to have changed over the weekend, however. Lady Gaga, formerly known as Steve...
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This week, the First Family begins a 10-day-long vacation in the swanky environs of Martha’s Vineyard, a favorite hangout for those who cannot afford a beach house on the Jersey Shore. Unfortunately for President Obama, his peers in Congress are not...
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New York, NY: With the public release of plans to turn the decrepit building of the Burlington Coat Factory into an Islamic Cultural Center/Mosque, American tensions have run high. The issue has to do with the proximity of the mosque in relation to the...
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