Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Meet the Candidates

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The 2016 presidential election has become more like a season of Survivor than a vote to declare who America wishes to lead them through the global landscape. Some candidates are voted off the political island. Others continue on, to the chagrin of some members of the audience and the applause of others.

In order to keep your choices, and our mockeries, for president updated, we have organized current and suspended candidates into one, fancy table. Enjoy.

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[column size=”1/3″]Republican Party

Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Ben Carson
Jeb Bush
Jeb Bush
Carly Fiorina
Carly Fiorina
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
Rand Paul
Rick Santorum
Rick Santorum
Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee
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[column size=”1/3″]Democratic Party

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders

Rocky De La Fuente
Rocky De La Fuente

Martin O'Malley
Martin O’Malley
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[column size=”1/3″]Green Party

Jill Stein
Jill Stein
Libertarian Party

Gary Johnson
Gary Johnson
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