Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Name: Hillary Clinton
Nickname: That’s Sexist
Political Affiliation: Democratic Party
Status: Female. And Active
Known For: U.S. Senator 2001 – 2009, Secretary of State 2009 – 2013, Not being the one caught giving President Bill Clinton a BJ
Likes: Equality, Gun Control, Emailing Friends, Affordable Health Care Act
Dislikes: US Sovereignty, BJs, Bill Clinton
Public Outlook: Hillary Clinton has been viewed as having a life ingrained in the political machine. Unfortunately, Kevin Spacey’s role in the television remake of House of Cards has made Americans wary of such an organized sort of life.
Pros: Could continue the plans President Barack Obama has begun in regards to health care, energy policies, and foreign policy. This could be considered a con if you aren’t into those sort of things.
Cons: Continuation of the general grind of political deals on Capitol Hill that we’re all come to loathe, Interns will endure a more scrutinizing vetting process than Syrian refugees.
Quote: “I’m too old to be a yuppie.”