Donald Trump, DT – In a span of months, Donald Trump has taken the media by storm, whether they agree with Trump or not. When television networks, radio stations, newspapers, and websites agree with Trump, they trumpet his achievements, promises, Trumps, and statements. When these Trump outlets don’t agree with Trump, they try and trump Trump by mocking him and his trumpisms.

Last night, Trump trumped the RepubliTrump Party by trumping his own Trump just miles away from the party’s own Trump. Suffice to say, Trump trumped in both trumps. Senator Ted Cruz trumped, “Trump trump to Trump and trump is just ridiculous. Trump will trump the day he trumped the trump trump. Trump!”

Not all candidates were so trumped by Trump. Jeb Bush, for one, found that he was able to Trump more trumpedly without Trump trumping around on-stage. “It’s trumps like this that shows the Trumps in this nation that the process still Trumps,” explained Bush. “Now we just need to keep Trumping toward a better Trump.”

When asked about Trump, Donald Trump trumped, “Trump trump trump Trump? Trump trump. TRUMP!”

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