Tis the season to get cranky, especially when it comes to Christmas songs.
It’s not that I’m a Grinch, or waging war on Christmas, or even dislike Christmas songs all that much. It is the overwhelming repetition of the holiday classics to the point that radio stations have 10 holiday songs that they put on a loop the day after Thanksgiving.
So I offer you a break from the madness. Here are some Christmas songs that you will never hear on the radio. Feel free to play them repetitiously for the next month.
WARNING: Most of these are NSFW
O Holy Night
By: Eric Cartman (South Park)
Fairytale of New York
By: The Pogues
Christmas at Ground Zero
By: Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU
Christmas Time in Hell
By: Satan (South Park)
Christmas in Hollis
By: Run-DMC
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
By: South Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjbpxhz46Y
The 12 Pains of Christmas
By: Bob Rivers
Merry Fucking Christmas
By: Mr. Garrison (South Park)
Merry Motherfuckin Christmas
By: Eazy-E