Christmas Songs for People Who Don’t Like Christmas Songs

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Tis the season to get cranky, especially when it comes to Christmas songs.

It’s not that I’m a Grinch, or waging war on Christmas, or even dislike Christmas songs all that much. It is the overwhelming repetition of the holiday classics to the point that radio stations have 10 holiday songs that they put on a loop the day after Thanksgiving.

So I offer you a break from the madness. Here are some Christmas songs that you will never hear on the radio. Feel free to play them repetitiously for the next month.

WARNING: Most of these are NSFW

 

O Holy Night

By: Eric Cartman (South Park)

 

Fairytale of New York

By: The Pogues

 

Christmas at Ground Zero

By: Weird Al Yankovic

 

Christmas Time in Hell

By: Satan (South Park)

 

Christmas in Hollis

By: Run-DMC

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

By: South Park

 

The 12 Pains of Christmas

By: Bob Rivers

 

Merry Fucking Christmas

By: Mr. Garrison (South Park)

 

Merry Motherfuckin Christmas

By: Eazy-E

 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

By: Mr. Hankey (South Park)

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