Marco Rubio Pledges to be More Latino, Moist
Tallahassee, Florida: In a press conference today in his home state, Senator Marco Antonio Ricardo Carlos Velasquez Rubio announced that…
Richard Sherman to Become Next Terrell Owens: Old Popcorn
Twitterverse, TWITTER: Few NFL athletes have inspired the amount of anger and disgust that Terrell Owens has. From players to…
State of the Union 2013: Obama and the GOP Find Common Ground in Finger-Pointing
Washington, DC: Obama’s state of the union speech and the GOP’s response agreed on a common point: That it’s all…
Businessman Sells Canned Air in China: Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Nestlé Vie for Patent
Beijing, CHINA: For many, the news that Chinese multimillionaire Chen Guangbiao was selling cans of pristine air in China followed…
US Government Cites Lemon Law Against S&P
Los Angeles, CA: “Toxic” mortgages have long been one of the associated problems that helped jump-start the 2008 financial crisis.…
Super Bowl XLVII Blackout Blamed on Terrorists, Beyoncé’s Dress
New Orleans, LA: On Sunday, a nation of viewers tuned in to witness two things unable to hold a charge,…
Jon Stewart On Iran’s Space Monkey: ‘Dud’ Or ‘First All-Primate Orbital Cosmetic Surgery Spa’
In the aftermath of Iran’s announcement that the country’s space program succeeded in launching a monkey into space last week,…
NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: SUPER BOWL XLVII
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under…