Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the world! That’s right, ESPN, we said it.

The insanity continues into Week 7!

Thursday, Octoberber 18th, 2012

VS

Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers

LINE: 49ers by 7

Darby Shaw:

How embarrassed do the 49ers have to be? I mean, sure. They’re 4-2 and tied for the division lead. But they’re tied with a team in Seattle who has a who-dat rookie leading their offense and a team in Arizona that has a carousel of injured QBs who probably wouldn’t start for the Browns. If they don’t beat the Seahawks this week, expect Pete Carroll to weep openly on the sidelines. Actually, he might regardless. Never mind.

Pick: Seahawks-WIN

Rob Wheatley: Seahawks-WIN

Steve Elle: 49ers-LOSS

Evil Peyton Manning: 49ers-LOSS

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Sunday, October 21st, 2012

VS

Tennessee Titans @ Buffalo Bills

LINE: Bills by 3

Rob Wheatley:

I don’t know if you have this in America, but here in Europe we have a thing called ‘Space’. Space is very high up, it’s also freezing cold, has no Oxygen, and is dark and scary. Last week, a dude by the name of Felix Bumgardener took a balloon ride to the very edge of Space, and then jumped out. He was in freefall for over four minutes, and went fast enough to break the sound barrier. Apart from a special suit designed to stop his body exploding, the only protection he had was a motorcycle helmet with a thin plastic visor.  The players of the NFL wear not only a helmet with a full face grill, but also armored shoulder pads wide enough to land planes o, and a three inch thick bullet-proof iron covering for their testes. Wow, who would have guessed that running on grass at about 10 miles per hour and catching a ball could be more dangerous than Space !

Pick: Titans-WIN

Darby Shaw: Titans-WIN

Steve Elle: Bills-LOSS

Evil Peyton Manning: Titans-WIN

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