NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Week 6

October 11th, 2012 by FascistEditor

Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some the greatest preview commentary in the world! That’s right, ESPN, we said it.

The insanity continues into Week 6!

Thursday, Octoberber 11th, 2012

VS

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Tennessee Titans

LINE: Steelers by 6

Rob Wheatley:

I’ve been thinking hard about this game, waiting for a flash of inspiration or maybe some spark of insight that will help me predict the outcome. With this in mind, I just noticed something far too bizarre to be mere coincidence. Titans is very nearly the same word as Titanic, and Pittsburgh contains the word Burgh. Fair enough, Burgh is not really a word, but Berg is, especially when combined with ice, Do you see the pattern forming here ? Titanic, Iceberg ! My god, I just noticed also that the sun is in alignment with Uranus, so you should probably see a proctologist ASAP ! Anyway, by my reckoning, this game is going to be something akin to a train wreck; a boat crash ! Man the lifeboats, Women and children first, it’s all too much, I can’t watch. No change there then, as I’ve never seen a game in my life !

Pick: Steelers-LOSS

Darby Shaw: Steelers-LOSS

Steve Elle: Titans-WIN

Evil Peyton Manning: Steelers-LOSS

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Sunday, October 14th, 2012

VS

Oakland Raiders @ Atlanta Falcons

LINE: Falcons by 9

Evil Peyton Manning:

Coming off a bye week, the Oakland Raiders are ready to show the NFL that they are legitima…Hm. Coming off a bye week, Carson Palmer and the Raiders are poised to bounce back from…Ugh. Coming off a bye week, the Raiders are set to display the improveme… (Sigh). Coming off a bye week, the Oakland Raiders plan to play a football game. Meanwhile, in Atlanta, newspapers began misprinting the NFL standings to show the Falcons at 6-0 since Monday.

Pick: Falcons-LOSS

Rob Wheatley: Falcons-LOSS

Darby Shaw: Falcons-LOSS

Steve Elle: Falcons-LOSS

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