New York, NY: The obvious blunders of the replacement officials of the NFL have been dissected and examined by all, from the kids on Pop Warner teams to the elderly in an old-age home. It has even become obvious to patrons of the famous midtown Manhattan upscale gentlemen’s club, Rick’s Cabaret New York.
“Half the time I’m not paying attention to the game, and I still notice the horrible game-calling of these officials,” stated Paul Emmerlan. “if I can read the number ’23′ on a jersey while a sequined top is whipping me in the face, the refs should have no problem.”
“We always have the football games on our TVs and everyone is saying how poorly the replacement referees are doing,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. ”
Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alicia said, “The replacement officials are causing a credibility problem. They have been making blunders, and the game is dragging because of all the delays they cause.”
Rick’s Cabaret Girl Maya agreed. “They made several mistakes this weekend. I think I could do a better job. In fact, I volunteer,” she declared.
Customers at Rick’s promptly agreed with Maya, and began petitioning the NFL to replace the replacement refs with Rick’s girls all across the nation. The NFL responded by quickly settling with the officials’ union in order to end the lockout and get the regular refs back in the game, starting tonight.
Not all the Rick’s Cabaret Girls were concerned about the replacement officials. “I’m a baseball fan–Go Yankees!” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Savanna.
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