It comes as no surprise that one of the more stoic players on one of the most stoic professional football teams lead by the most stoic coach in the history of the game would be diplomatic in his approach to explaining a loss in the Super Bowl. Tom Brady, starting quarterback of the New England Patriots and future Hall-of-Famer, said all the right things during his press conference after Super Bowl XLVI in order to protect his teammates.

His wife, international model Giselle Bundchen, had other ideas as she defended her husband from hecklers after the game, proclaiming “You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot (bleeping) throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Well, we’re really not surprised. While jokes have always flown around about who wears the pants in the family, anyone who’s ever been married knows that a woman will defend her husband…even if he may not want her to.

By FascistEditor

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