For the past month we have been inundated with more sh*t people say than we know what to do with; New Yorkers; chicks; hipsters; gay people; people watching clips of sh*t people say; cats.

Now, we give the gag the classy send-off it deserves in the most epically ridiculous way.

You’re welcome.

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.