Rick’s Cabaret Girls Pick Their Highlights of 2011

Patrick AE | December 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

New York, NY: We asked some of the girls at the famous Rick’s Cabaret New York gentlemen’s club to look back at the year 2011, in the hopes that The Inept Owl’s visit would eclipse the excitement of other activities throughout the year.

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“2011 was amazing,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Naomi. “I got to meet Lady Gaga, and so many celebrities here at the club.”

“So many Wall Street guys spending money here at Rick’s,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Destiny. “Thanks for making this an awesome year for me.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Nadine described her favorite night at the club. “There was a book release party here at Rick’s for Lainie Speiser’s ‘Confessions of the 100 Hottest Porn Stars.’ I got to dance for a lot of of the sexy porn stars. We had the biggest names, and all of them so hot! I thought Brittany Andrews was extremely hot and I danced for her. It was a very memorable experience, believe me.”

“Carmelo Anthony came to the New York Knicks,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Gianna. “We had an amazing party for him. He’s great!”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Misty said, “Lindsey Lohan posed for Playboy and her comeback is in effect–I love her.”

“We had a party for Gary Dell’Abate’s book, ‘They Call Me BabaBooey,’ and Gary signed hundreds of autographs for all the Stern Show fans that came to Rick’s that night to meet him,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Miranda. “It was a super fun night, and Gary was so nice!”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Leanne said, “Celebrity chefs are hot, and we have our own star chef, ‘Nestor,’ right here at Rick’s.”

One Rick’s Girl is sad about an expected change for the new year. “Charlie Sheen’s 2011 was wild, but he slowed down by the end of the year. We probably won’t get to see him as much in 2012,” sighed Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. “We wish him well, but we’ll miss him.”

When the ladies were asked about The Inept Owl’s visit, it was not until the article was pulled off the “Do Not Serve” bulletin that the women had any recollection of the outing, stating that they “hope those idiots stop proposing to us. It’s getting old.”