New York on Threat Level Orange for Local Squirt Gun Assassinations
New York, NY: Fear, destruction, and death have taken over the boroughs of Manhattan once again. Some would blame it…
Hurricane Irene to Strike Greenland with a Vengeance
Quaqortoq, GREENLAND: The path of hurricane Irene has been set to ride the mid to north-eastern coast of the United…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-24-2011
Our inept astrologer Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to read our horoscopes!
New Yorkers Traumatized Over Earthquake Moving Doors
New York, NY:Tragedy literally rocked the city of New York today, as countless victims were forced to endure the aftershock…
A Preview of Contagion: The Trilogy
Never has a movie played off of recent global fears since Night of the Living Dead as has the upcoming…
Powder Puff Picks Football Challenge Open to the Public!
Pick games, win stuff!
Texas State Fair to Introduce Deep-Fried Lard
Dallas, TX: With the state fair more than a month away still, organizers are concerned about flagging attendance rates in…
Tina Fey Has New Baby Girl, Denies Rumors of Old Baby Girl
Shortly after news reports came out that Tina Fey had a new baby girl, her publicist had to immediately squash…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 8-8-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns with his dyslexic horoscope readings!
Black, White, Green or Paisley, A New Spiderman was Asking for this Heat
I don't like the idea of a new Spiderman. That's right, I said it. I don't want to see a…