From reading status updates, Twitter feeds, and news clips commenting on Prince William’s sash, I can say I have a pretty good idea of what went on with this whole royal wedding business. We also have a pretty good idea what was missing: a big-ass dragon. English lore is full of stories where some lady or gentleman of royalty slays a dragon. It’s practically part of the culture of the British Isles, yet there was no mention of one during the wedding ceremony of Will and Kate.

Luckily, we had a photographer in place to commemorate the exchange of vows held at Westminster Abbey. You’re welcome.

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.