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Easter Cards: When Zombie Jesus Jokes Won’t Cut It

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In honor of the rabbit-hunting holiday, we felt obligated to release some holiday cards that did not help the oversaturation of the Zombie Jesus joke. This is not to say that Zombie Jesus isn’t funny, just that sometimes you don’t want the same joke replicating in your newsfeed like…a bunch of zombies(looking like Jesus).

And so, we present to your our Inept Easter Cards.

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Who doesn’t like failure and little kids in rabbit costumes falling on the ground?

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Who, me morbid?

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Imagine how long it would take the Easter Tortoise to deliver eggs.

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As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.

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