2011 Looks Bleak Due to Boring Glasses and Bad Rhyme Schemes
New York, NY: The end of 2010 is upon us, but yearly critics say 2011 won't begin much better. The…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 17
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under…
Carl Pavano Injures Wrist Signing Contract with Yankees
Bronx, NY: The free agent market in Major League Baseball was thrown a curveball yesterday, as starting pitcher Carl Pavano…
Rex Ryan, Wife, Afflicted with New [Pe]Disease
New York, NY: In a strange twist in what is already a strange set of circumstances, N. Y. Jets coach…
Sarah Palin Guns Down Santa’s Sleigh, Ruins Christmas
Wasilla, AK: Christmas may need to be postponed this year, as reports from the North Pole are claiming that Santa…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 16
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-20-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw ignores the Winter Solstice eclipse to give his horrible horoscopes, Bella, Edward, and Jacob-free.
FCC to Free Internets, Interwebs, and Everything Else
Washington, DC: The safety of internets everywhere is set to be decided today, as the Federal Communications Commission of the…
Big Balding Idiot Calls Ballerina on Weight
Just in time for the holiday season, when everyone on the globe bulks up in order to make "dieting" their…
NFL Powder Puff Picks: Week 15
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under…