Las Vegas, NV: Orenthal James Simpson was recently sentenced to nine years in prison for robbing men in a motel room who were selling football memorabilia of the same “O.J.” Simpson. Unfortunately for Mr. Simpson, no-one was killed in robbery, which led to actual witnesses of the crime and an eventual guilty charge by a jury of his peers in Las Vegas, Nevada.
When asked about why he would conspire to hold up these men when any residuals he would possibly receive would go directly to Fred Goldman and family, Mr. Simpson explained, “Those b*tches stole my sh*t!”
Due to Mr. Simpson’s conviction, all $0.05 an hour that O.J. receives while working in prison will also go to Fred Goldman and family, estimating that Mr. Simpson will still owe over $20 million by the time of his release.
With this renewed popularity in O.J. news, the likes that have not been seen since that white Ford Bronco came crashing into our television-viewing lives, ex-detective and radio personality Mark Fuhrman has come forward with a hot item to auction off: the bloody gloves that were used, then refuted, as evidence in O.J. Simpson’s 1994 trial for the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman.
“These gloves are a symbol of the O.J. trial, for better or for worse. Since the gloves were dropped as admissible evidence, and I was the one who allegedly ‘dropped’ the gloves into the case, I was able to claim them for myself,” explained Mr. Fuhrman. “We plan to hold a legitimate live auction, with an online link to Ebay to help raise the selling price. These babies should out-sell all of my books combined.”
Fuhrman believes that not only would an auction at this time net the most capital possible, it would also be the safest time in which to sell an item allegedly not the property of O.J. Simpson. “Auction these gloves while O.J. is on the loose? What do you think, I’m crazy?” replied Mr. Fuhrman.
When asked for an opinion about Fuhrman’s auction, O.J. Simpson replied, “I would kill that guy if I wasn’t in jail… if those were my gloves. But they’re not, so I guess it’s o-k…”