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Subject: The Inept Owl: hoe bags
From: Bryan <confidential>
Date: Thu, September 04, 2008 12:59 pm
To: mail(at)theineptowl.com

Why you have to show liberal roots, then rip on something like the Declare Yourself campaign? I think you should pick a side and stick to it.

Well Bryan,

We have picked a side. We’re voting for Axl Rose.

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.