Ashton Kutcher? Really?
I mean, they could have put Carrot-Top in there, and it probably wouldn’t have been so f*cking cheesy. A line of actors and actresses, acting horribly(especially at the beginning) is supposed to coax me to vote?
If it wasn’t for the necessary research I had to do to warn all of you about this video, I probably would have stopped watching 30 seconds in. Then I would have said, “Well, the kid from Superbad was funny at least.” Which is true. His lines were great, as well as Jennifer Aniston’s “I hear polar bears can swim.”
But the fact remains that if you can vote, you should, because it’s your one little voice surround by a million other little voices, and that may very well make the difference to your hopes for the future, whatever they may be. Maybe not like Swing Vote, but a little.
Nevermind the party leanings you may have about this site, or about this video. Vote for Axl like I plan to. Vote for a f*cking ham and cheese sandwich if you want to, at least that will say a lot more than silence.
So how do you vote? you go into a little shower stall by your local school on November 4th and punch a ticket, or maybe even mail it in. But to get that far, you have to register, because if you don’t, little old women will yell at you. and nobody likes that.