Obnoxious loudmouthed Gimp-Boy, Russel Brand, upset audience members and stars at the MTV awards this week by turning up and performing his act.

   The British ‘comedian’, whose recent tv shows in the UK were axed due to a general lack of Russell Brandinterest and content, managed to stun viewers by talking about something other than his penis.

   In a rare display of razor sharp political satire, Brand, who hosted this years backslap-fest,  referred to US President Gee Dubya Bush as a ‘retard’. How the backcombed slut-magnet came up with this hilarious, witty, and highly original swipe at the American leader is surely a mark of a true comedy genius, especially when one considers the fact that Bush has only been in office for eight years. If only every other comedian on the planet had thought to question George’s intelligence throughout his two terms in office, maybe the world would now be a better place.

   We can only speculate.

   Brand is well known in England for having sex with anything that has a pulse. And Peaches Geldof.

   The other big star of the show was Britney Spears. Britney received several awards and a standing ovation on the night for not being as mentally unstable as she was last year. Marvelous.
Long live rock n’ roll.