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Apple Releases Info on Crucial Apple Watch Accessories

Apple Releases Info on Crucial Apple Watch Accessories

| March 10, 2015 | 0 Comments

San Francisco, CA: Following Apple’s public introduction of the company’s latest techno-bauble yesterday, creatively dubbed the Apple Watch, Apple has continued to keep public interest and stock rises going by releasing information today on a slew of accessories that will make the Apple Watch even more responsive and more expensive.

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Woman Becomes Trapped in Infinite Hashtag Loop

Woman Becomes Trapped in Infinite Hashtag Loop

| November 24, 2014 | 0 Comments

In what may be one of the most important events in the study of sociophysics, longtime social media guru Nancy Krupp found herself in an infinite hashtag loop that has made the paradox of time travel seem trivial.

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The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man

The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man

| November 11, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to quell rumors about his questionable taste in film and literature, newfound archery enthusiast Charles Reynolds held a press conference today to proclaim that he is not a fan of The Hunger Games, neither in book or movie formats.

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Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign

Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign

| October 9, 2014 | 0 Comments

If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”

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North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented

North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented

| October 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its treatment of prisoners in labor camps and farms.

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Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling

Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling

| September 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.

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Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto

Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto

| September 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

Proof that conspiracy theorists are just like you and I.

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President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

| September 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised “just the airstrikes” and that “it won’t hurt for long.”

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Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

| September 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer’s. Or it could just be male DNA on the clothing of a prostitute.

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Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

| August 19, 2014 | 0 Comments

St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.

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