San Francisco, CA: Following Apple’s public introduction of the company’s latest techno-bauble yesterday, creatively dubbed the Apple Watch, Apple has continued to keep public interest and stock rises going by releasing information today on a slew of accessories that will make the Apple Watch even more responsive and more expensive.
In an effort to quell rumors about his questionable taste in film and literature, newfound archery enthusiast Charles Reynolds held a press conference today to proclaim that he is not a fan of The Hunger Games, neither in book or movie formats.
Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.
Proof that conspiracy theorists are just like you and I.
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised “just the airstrikes” and that “it won’t hurt for long.”
After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer’s. Or it could just be male DNA on the clothing of a prostitute.
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.