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President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

| September 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised “just the airstrikes” and that “it won’t hurt for long.”

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Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

| September 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer’s. Or it could just be male DNA on the clothing of a prostitute.

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Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

| August 19, 2014 | 0 Comments

St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.

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Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin

Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin

| August 1, 2014 | 0 Comments

A group of Birthright tour-goers ended their ten-day excursion to Israel yesterday, soaking up the sun and snapping photos of the ruins of Beit Hanoun.

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World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting

World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting

| July 28, 2014 | 0 Comments

Freddie Prinze, Jr, star of such Oscar-worthy films as She’s All That, Scooby Doo, and the critically acclaimed film Summer Catch, has lashed out at 24 star Keifer Sutherland

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US Wags Finger Forcefully at Palestine

US Wags Finger Forcefully at Palestine

| July 25, 2014 | 0 Comments

Throughout the past few weeks, Palestine has launched tens of rockets across the border, destroying almost an acre of corn, killing two lambs and starting a small fire in a National park.

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Georgia Enables Guns Everywhere Law at Worst Possible Time

Georgia Enables Guns Everywhere Law at Worst Possible Time

| July 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

Georgia’s new firearm law, the Safe Carry Protection Act aka the “GUNS EVERYWHERE!” law according to gun control advocates, was enabled on July 1st, 2014. Bad timing?

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Officials Horrified by How Sketch Artist Depicted Dead Wisconsin Woman Stuffed in a Suitcase

Officials Horrified by How Sketch Artist Depicted Dead Wisconsin Woman Stuffed in a Suitcase

| July 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

While the idea of two naked, rotting women stuffed into suitcases and left on the side of the road during the summer may seem like the most disturbing element of this case, the Lake Geneva Police Department added to the gruesomeness when an artist’s rendering of one of the deceased was released.

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Tinder Lawsuit Evidence Not as Funny when Replacing “Dick” with “Penis”

Tinder Lawsuit Evidence Not as Funny when Replacing “Dick” with “Penis”

| July 2, 2014 | 0 Comments

A sexual harassment lawsuit made great strides yesterday in eradicating the humor of word usage when representatives of plaintiff Whitney Wolfe introduced evidence where defendant Sean Rad had sent her a text subtly referring to his boss Barry Diller as a “penis.”

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Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General

Ann Coulter Doesn’t Know Soccer, or Sports in General

| June 30, 2014 | 1 Comment

Ann Coulter goes off on soccer as I go off on her for going off on soccer.

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