Recent Articles
President Obama Begins Showbiz Plan with “Between Two Ferns”
With the President’s recent witty retorts with Galifianakis, the possibilities for the President in Hollywood seem limitless.
Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”
With election season on the horizon, the political powers of Florida are gearing up to debate on everyone’s favorite topic: gun laws.
Denver Broncos to Release Champ Bailey Into the Wild
Broncos veteran cornerback Champ Bailey is set to be released from the team and then, literally, into the wild.
CIA Accused of Spying on CIA
Reports revealed an extensive surveillance effort lead by the Central Intelligence Agency to investigate the activities of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-3-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars
After almost a week of mockery on the internet and in the media, John Travolta finally spoke of his mispronunciation of Frozen singer Idina Menzel’s name.
Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine
Putin claims Russian military exercises are “no big deal,” cites international tank show in Iran.
Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan
Janet Yellen has admitted to what Federal Reserve detractors and economists have been accusing the central bank of for years: being Milli Vanilli fans.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-24-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”
The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US’s place in the world.
