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Congress Offers Campaign Finance Package Deals at Low Low Prices
With the removal of the cap on campaign contributions last week, Congress has begun putting forth methods to entice election buyers.
Supreme Court Ruling on Campaign Donations Re-Opens Door for Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore rejoices over Supreme Court ruling on campaign donations.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-31-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools
Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”
Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl
The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.
White House Launches Climate Change Website More Confusing than Weather.com
With healthcare.gov and state-run healthcare information websites still buggy, the White House has begun to digitize the education of another important platform: climate change.
Michael Vick Injures Ribs Signing with the New York Jets
Michael Vick was promptly placed on IR due to a rib injury that occurred when signing with the New York Jets.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-17-2014
Your future never looked so horrible. Trust Moonbeam Crenshaw. He reads the stars better than words.
Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address
Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.
Paul Ryan’s Free Lunch Raises Suspicions of Other Anti-Welfare Anecdotes
The possible inaccuracies of Rep. Paul Ryan’s free lunch story has undermined many other conservative anecdotes.
