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The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man

The Hunger Games Not the Reason He Took Up Archery, Claims Local Man

| November 11, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to quell rumors about his questionable taste in film and literature, newfound archery enthusiast Charles Reynolds held a press conference today to proclaim that he is not a fan of The Hunger Games, neither in book or movie formats.

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Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign

Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign

| October 9, 2014 | 0 Comments

If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”

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North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented

North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented

| October 3, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its treatment of prisoners in labor camps and farms.

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Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling

Oakland Raiders Fans Fight to Overturn FCC Blackout Ruling

| September 30, 2014 | 0 Comments

Opponents of the FCC ruling include fans of the Oakland Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Tennessee Titans, who will now be forced to watch their teams on local television.

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Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto

Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto

| September 29, 2014 | 0 Comments

Proof that conspiracy theorists are just like you and I.

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President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

President Obama Asks Americans for “Just the Airstrikes”

| September 23, 2014 | 0 Comments

In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised “just the airstrikes” and that “it won’t hurt for long.”

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Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing

| September 8, 2014 | 0 Comments

After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer’s. Or it could just be male DNA on the clothing of a prostitute.

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Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians

| August 19, 2014 | 0 Comments

St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black teenagers.

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Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin

Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin

| August 1, 2014 | 0 Comments

A group of Birthright tour-goers ended their ten-day excursion to Israel yesterday, soaking up the sun and snapping photos of the ruins of Beit Hanoun.

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World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting

World Wishes Kiefer Sutherland Had Made Freddie Prinze, Jr. Quit Acting

| July 28, 2014 | 0 Comments

Freddie Prinze, Jr, star of such Oscar-worthy films as She’s All That, Scooby Doo, and the critically acclaimed film Summer Catch, has lashed out at 24 star Keifer Sutherland

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